Ode to Joy

  I like beer. I love beer. Some days, I'd like to retreat into a nice, frosty bottle of beer. But then again, some days, I do just that. So what's so great about beer? Let me answer with a counter-question: what's so great about potpourri? I could drink beer out of anything. A clean …

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Home for the Hollandaise

  If you've heard of Jamie Oliver, then you probably haven't heard of me. Shame on you. I'm only one of the world's top chefs. The fact that you haven't heard of me only goes to prove my theory—the corporate chef culture has worked for years to prevent me from bursting onto the world culinary …